A Devastated America

Bush Tours America To Survey Damage Caused By His Disastrous Presidency

Thank the gods for The Onion.

What Could Go Wrong?

Read it.

[HT:The Onion]

Medical Miracle: Man Lives Thanks To Heart Stolen From Dead Man

Medical Miracle: Man Lives Thanks To Heart Stolen From Dead Man

Start your day with our morning show, Today Now! Join hosts Jim and Tracy as they welcome Dave Portman, a real-life Frankenstein's monster. (From The Onion)
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Excuse the dearth of posts recently, it has been a busy time - I'll try to get back on the wagon soon.

How Best To Care For Paranoid Schizophrenics

In The Know: Is The Government Spying On Paranoid

Are Our Children Learning Enough About Whales?

In The Know: Are Our Children Learning Enough About Whales?
This reminds me a lot of a sketch from the third season of Upright Citizens Brigade from Comedy Central. It was about dolphin-centric testing, and it was hilarious. Unfortunately, I was unable to find a clip of it online, and I don't have the software to edit down the episode. If you know where I can get that software for free, please let me know.