Sunday, September 30, 2007

Tornadoes are no joke.

I know that it is very fashionable these days to joke about tornadoes. I hear kids at the mall throwing around the term "F5" like it means nothing at all. Well it does mean something - just ask anyone from Kansas (as am I). Kansans face the threat of deadly tornadoes every single day of their lives. For many residents, it isn't financially feasible to live in a solid-frame house. The constant devastation has driven many poor dirt-farmers to simply live in cheap tee-pees, pitched directly over the entrance to a deep underground tornado shelter. Most Kansans will spend roughly 35% of their lives in some sort of tornado shelter - or will die trying to get there. So, the next time you hear someone make some flippant comment about tornadoes, you set them straight. You tell them: Tornadoes are no joke.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Q: Whatever happened to the cow that was lifted into the air by the tornado?
A: Udder disaster!

Q: What did the one tornado say to the other?
A: Let’s twist again, like we did last summer.

Q: How are tornadoes and marriage alike?
A: They both begin with a lot of blowing and sucking, and in the end you lose your house.

Q: What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane?
A: I have my eye on you.