- Gay guys love karate, but, they are so unpredictable for, like, when they're gonna use it...
- If you open your heart and help people, they're eventually going to try to stab you to death...
- For some reason, people bring tomatoes to AIDS rallies, which is weird...
- Orange cough syrup can make your car fly...
- Whether your gay, or bisexual, it doesn't matter, you know, because at the end of the day, they're both gross...
- Everyone has a hole in their heart to fill, but you can't fill it will a kid, cause they'll just stomp on it and stretch it out and make it impossible to fill in the future...
- Kids are dicks...
- Elderly black women are wise beyond their years, but younger black women are prostitutes...?
Watch The Sarah Silverman Program - it's worth it. New season starts Wednesday, October 3, 10:30pm/9:30c on Comedy Central.
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