Well, it isn't actually mine. But, the pictured glacier was recently named after me. This was done because I saved it from "glacier harvesters," which is something of a cross between a poacher of endangered species and a rainforest arsonist.
It's located in Glacier Bay, Alaska. As you can see, it's a real mammoth. It crushes a dozen boats a year on average, with its record-setting calving. It has produced 5 out of the 10 largest icebergs currently floating in Earth's oceans. It is also thought to be responsible for causing some massive tsunamis discovered in the fossil record, and there is serious scientific concern that another such disaster could cause catastrophic damage today, especially when considering the large numbers of oil tankers and nuclear vessels that use the nearby waters. Look out Man, Mother Nature isn't taking anymore shit from you.
To learn more, visit the National Snow and Ice Data Center's page about glaciers, or visit the National Park Service's site about Glacier Bay National Park and Preserve.
